20 things Apple haters already hate about the Apple Tablet
Why wait for an actual announcement to start bemoaning missing features? We’ve been through this with the iPod, iPhone and most iterations of Apple’s computers: the loud jeers and bulleted blog posts from those who are least likely to purchase an Apple product, declaring it unfit for purchase because the elitists at Apple left off feature X. So here is an abridged list of reasons to already hate the unreleased, as-yet unseen Apple Tablet:
- No AM/FM tuner
- No removable battery
- No wrist strap
- No phone jack for dial-up connectivity
- No firewire 400
- No stylus
- No screen-protecting flip cover
- Charging/syncing dock sold separately
- No ZFS
- No AM/FM tuner
- No hardware keyboard
- I can’t sync my contacts to it from my Nokia[blah blah, version, model]
- Built-in audio jack doesn’t support 5.1 surround sound
- No brushed metal interface
- It’s too expensive
- It only comes in black
- It only comes in white
- No AM/FM tuner
- The [insert hardware material here] is prone to scratching
- It doesn’t support [insert flavor of Linux] Linux!
This thing is going to be a total flop.
